31 “Friends” Jokes That Never Get Old

No, Ross, I ~had sex~ in high school.

1. When Ross, against better judgment, made a work call in front of Chandler.

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2. When Joey got a man bag:

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3. When Brad Pitt stopped by and Phoebe spoke on behalf of everyone’s thirst.

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4. Including Chandler’s.

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5. And when Rachel got a hairless cat.

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6. When Phoebe brought home Ms. Pac-Man.

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7. And when Ross was just trying to stay motivated.

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8. The flashback prom video.

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9. When Ross didn’t know how to count to “Mississippi.”

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10. It was bad.

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11. When Joey tried to give Rachel love advice.

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12. And the other time Joey was into moos.

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13. When Monica thought Chandler liked shark porn.

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14. When Rachel gave away all the Halloween candy.

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15. When Ross had to go to the doctor.

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16. Joey’s anatomy lesson.

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17. This perfect reply to anything.

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18. The horrors of unrequited love.

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19. That time Joey was allowed into the paleontology conference.

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20. The infamous trifle incident.

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21. Actually, every Joey and Ross interaction.

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22. When Phoebe eventually saved Jason Alexander.

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23. Monica’s motto.

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24. And Monica’s brutal clapback.

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25. When Ross started dating again after Emma was born.

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26. And when Phoebe got the shock of her life.

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27. Phoebe’s and Mike’s metaphors.

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28. Classic Joey and Chandler.

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29. That time Chandler was an advertising intern.

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30. When Phoebe dated Parker, the most enthusiastic man in the world.

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31. And, of course, PIVOT.